((*sTeLLaLuNa*)) (starkid18203) wrote in campskits,

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Welcome to the Campfire!!

Hey everyone!! This is your mod starkid18203, Nicki! Welcome to campskits!!! :D Hope this community does you some good, or at the least, provides you with a little entertainment!!! I'll start it off with a few one-liners I thought were funny. :)

Name of skit: (Various one-liners)
Reccommended ages/group for the skit (Tiger Cubs/Daisies, Venturers/Boy Scouts/Cadettes, any group, something like that): any age group
Number of people needed: 2 for each skit, 2x4 board
Props needed (If Any): balls
Setting: One liners, scout walks on stage, talking to another scout.
Skit script: (below)

Scout: "The squirrels are after me! The squirrels are after me!!"
Leader:"Why on earth would squirrels be after you?"
Scout:"They think I'm nuts!"

Scout: Walks on stage tossing a ball up in the air a foot or two and catching it.
Leader: "What are you doing?"
Scout: "Throwing up!"

Scout: Walks on stage, looks around slowly and says, "Scotty! The aliens are very unfriendly!! Quick!! Beam me aboard!!"
Another scout in the audience: THUNK (the sound of a 2x4 landing on stage as it's tossed on stage)

Scout: Runs up to the leader on stage, starts grabbing at his own clothes, as though he has bugs on him, and says, "They're on me, they're on me!"
Leader: "What's on you."
Scout: "My Clothes!" and walks off stage.

now it's your turn!! Post your favorite skit to the community, and enjoy reading the ones already posted. Have fun!! :D
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